I am a super sarcastic, witty, anthropologist, archaeologist, English instructor and all around crafty person. I believe strongly in permaculture. I am trying to restructure my life to move to a small, sustainable farm. I craft, upcycle, recycle and generally enjoy creating things, especially out of things other people consider trash. I have been doing it since the late 1970’s which is LONG before others found it cool. I get annoyed with ignorance. I am a nerd with shades of geek. I often go by the names Captain Random, Captain Oblivious and seem to be the leader of Team Aspergers. My humor can be so dry you could choke on it. I make esoteric references. I would be a professional student if I could afford it. Yes, I am always this random. You should be in my head. This was downright orderly compared to the speed my mind moves around.